["Lit," by the way, is the trendy way to say "cool," or "neato, daddio." Just typing that last one is totally not "lit".] These lines are what I hope none of my students will ever say about my class: These lines are also why I often read out loud to them, because even though they're 10th graders, … Continue reading Books? Thinking? Are those “lit”?
Ever have one of those years when everything changes on you? And does it seem that it happens every year? Yeah, me too. I've come to the conclusion that there's no such thing as "regular" life, that the "good old days" when life was predictable and easy never in fact existed, that when we long … Continue reading Admit it–you want unpredictability and challenges!
I'll be honest: I made this for me. I love unique clocks, and while I've made clocks for other genres, I never made one based on my own books. The other day I thought, "Why not? I wrote the kind of books I want to read, because I couldn't find them. Why not make the … Continue reading Official Forest at the Edge clock is here–just in time for Christmas!
As I've done with my other books, I'm offering Book 5, Safety Assured Leaving East of Medicetti for free as a .pdf file on my website. No, this makes absolutely no financial sense whatsoever. It's the second place I'm offering it for free (Smashwords has the download for free) and when Amazon notices, it too will … Continue reading Why in the world am I giving away my books for free?
It's HERE! Safety Assured Leaving East of Medicetti, Book 5 is now available as an e-book ($.99) and in paperback ($13.50) (soon to be as a paperback on Amazon, too). You can also find it on Smashwords for FREE! (Why for free? When you read Chapter 13, I think you'll understand. "Freely given, freely shared." And … Continue reading Book 5 IS HERE! Get it in e-book or paperback!
Woo-hoo! One huge step down, about a dozen more to go until I can launch Book 5: Safety Assured Leaving East of Medicetti. It WILL be out before May is over. I don't yet dare set a date because then the Anxiety Gods see that number and take it as a challenge to thoroughly undo … Continue reading Book 5 Cover Reveal!
Winston Churchill famously said that, "History is written by the victors." I've always wanted to hear the other side of the stories. One side's "glorious leader" is the other side's "maniacal tyrant."
Yesterday a delivery arrived--one that I'd been waiting for, for more than four years now--and once I lugged it into the house I couldn't bear to open it. It was, what I'm now starting to think of it as, my 10th baby. I have nine children (yeah, really--all birthed by me, no twins), but the … Continue reading My 10th child
You’ve heard of “Pinfail”? Pinterest items that look oh so good, but work out oh so bad? That’s because everyone has a fancy camera and access to photoshop. Check out my experience this morning. On the left is what these banana oatmeal cookies are supposed to look like (since when does baked banana look yellow?!). … Continue reading “Meme-fail” The world’s worst advice, available everywhere.
Nothing is as frightening as a toddler running with a pair of scissors . . . unless he’s running with a wet toilet plunger. And you know why it’s wet. I’ve come to realize that toddlers are the true terrors of the world. Sweet, hilarious, and darling, they can turn any ordinary event into something … Continue reading There’s no job too tedious that can’t turn terrifying when a toddler tries to help.