Yes, another food-based analogy, because Pere Shin is diet-driven.

The insult referring to someone as “milquetoast” (an old cartoon character name) never made sense to me.

But to equate someone to oatmeal? What could be more bland, lumpy, tasteless, and disappointing?

(Seriously, I don’t mean to belittle oatmeal. It can’t help being so blah. I do like it, though, when it’s made one part oatmeal+one part brown sugar=one “healthy” breakfast.)

The Walls in the Middle of Idumea will be a FREE DOWNLOAD this weekend. I’ll let you know which days!