They’re here! And ALL THREE BOOKS will be available for free downloads. Click on the book title icons on the right on Monday and Tuesday to get you straight to Amazon.

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What could be a better gift than three free books from yours truly?

I can think of a lot worse gifts. For example, this: an electric leg shaver.
Why is this a bad gift? Well, likely not for most people, but trust me–do NOT give this to a pre-teen, because then everyone in her family will KNOW that she has legs hairy enough to star in Planet of the Apes, and it’ll take her about 30 years to finally live it down.

(Not that I’m still dealing with feelings of humiliation, but my therapist did say it’s good to get these things out in the open.)

GIVE FREE DOWNLOADED BOOKS INSTEAD!